Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
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