Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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