Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
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Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
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Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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