I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Randomize
