if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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