oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
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I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
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Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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