So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
sex in a hospital.. check
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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