I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
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It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
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What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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