I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
Randomize
