his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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