therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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