I hate your face
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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