Whod you bang
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
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On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
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Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me