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• (810): View more from Michigan

  My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.

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  either way. win, win.

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• (619): View more from California

  i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.

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  21 People Tragically Stumbled Upon A Dead Body

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  She just messaged me 19 sad faces.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?

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• (226): View more from Ontario

  I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?

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• (210): View more from Texas

  He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with

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  You went over didnt you?

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• (360): View more from Washington

  My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.

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