i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks