The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
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I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
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I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on