Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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