I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
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