please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
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