We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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