i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
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She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
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Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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