Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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