is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
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i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
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Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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