you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
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She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
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Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Can't talk, ducks in the car
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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