You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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