Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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