Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
