i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
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Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
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I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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