4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
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