Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
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Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
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Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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