why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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