He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
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Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
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I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
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