just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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