From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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