Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
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My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
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you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
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