I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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