Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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