she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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