Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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