gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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