if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I want you more than these girls want KFC
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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