I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
Randomize
