I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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