Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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