he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
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