Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Randomize
