North Korea, Best Korea!
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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