The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
