Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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