I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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