I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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