dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
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