Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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