I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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