I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
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