She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
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hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
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Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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