I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
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Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
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We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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