oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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