It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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