My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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