why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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