Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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