Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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